I’ll share this story, but I must admit there’s a lot of holes here. No pun intended.
The Sun reports:
AN Egyptian man collapsed after logging on to a porn site and finding filthy videos of his WIFE having sex.
Sounds like a cool story right? Let’s continue.
The man — named only as Ramadan — passed out in an internet cafe after what he claimed was his first ever look at pornography. He rushed home to confront his unfaithful spouse — who at first denied the accusations.
Okay, show of hands. Who hasn’t seen porn on the internet yet? You lying assholes. And of course she’ll deny to the end. Who wouldn’t if you “forgot” to mention the whole taking it on camera thing…. Let’s continue please.
But she was forced to come clean when Ramadan played her one of the 11 films he had found of her having sex. She confessed she had made the films with an old boyfriend during their marriage. She also told him she had never loved him although they had four children together.
Yeah, just happen to figure out how to “find” ALL 11 FILMS after finding internet porn for the first time? My man Ramadan is a quick learner.
Ramadan, from the north-eastern province of Dakahlia, said: “I found 11 films showing my wife in indecent scenes with her lover. ”It was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity.”
11 Films! The whore! And I take back the “first porn experience” thing. I think Dakahlia just got indoor lighting and water about two years ago.
He added: “She first denied it and accused me of being insane before I faced her with the films, she then confessed to be still in love with her boyfriend, saying he is as young as her and that I am an old man.” Ramadan said he had been happily married for 16 years until he logged on to the website.
Local newspapers did not say whether he decided to divorce her.
Update: It’s Dakahlia. She’s dead.
The next time you fellas (and ladies) find yourselves in a bar discussing the hottest Ladies on your TV, Just remember Sophia Vergara (Hey Girl!) is no joke. Oh and the Mexican version of GQ is kicking America’s ass right now. You only get the win in 
